Named after part of the eye of the Egyptian god Osiris, the Iris floor lamp makes a statement: "I own a lamp." Comes in stainless steel or graphite, as well as 60" and 72" heights.

Named after The Entertainer for its style, this lamp series is no joke! They come in a variety of heights (48", 60", and 72"), making them even more appealing as a pair or perhaps a thruple. 1,500 lumens (100 W equivalent).

Named after the little-known actress Reese Witherlamp, this light source achieves its stateliness through understated design. Modestly immodest at 62" high, light is thrown from its twin bulbs for a total of 1800 lumens. Who's the little bitch now, eh?

Have you ever thought, "I'd like things on one side to be different from the other side"? Well, this asymmetric lamp's designer had the same notion. Robust without being rotund, this lamp stands 60" tall and pitches 1500 lumens at the speed of style.

You've seen plenty of long lights, from the grocery store to your husband's workshop. You might think everything that could be done with long lights has already been done. Think again, sexy! Because what if a light wasn't just long, but was long going up and down? Welcome to linear metal, baby—where 1000 lumens of light is pumped from 58" of lamp, top to bottom. Get vertical or get out.

Got wood? Or maybe you know someone that has wood? If you do, then this may be just the lamp for you! This timeless manifestation of indecision blends bronze-age technology with paleolithic-era craftsmanship. Channeling the elegance a giraffe, it casts 1500 lumens from the bulb atop its 65" perch.

Spheres: Perfect. Round. Timeless. With spheres, x squared plus y squared plus z squared equals so much more than any other shape can offer. Never compromise when you can have it all.

Reflection, reflected. This 58" monolith will cast a vertical beam of light that pierces the ages. "Behold the Monolith Lamp: 'Look on my lighting, ye mighty, and despair!' (for no other lamp shall compare)."